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There’s a pretty simple way to get TykPEover squeamish second amendmenters who complain about banning people on the Terrorist Watchlist from buying guns (because of due process, blah blah blah).  Just pass a law requiring the FBI or local authorities to investigate whenever someone on the list tries to buy a gun.  That way, it’s not a complete ban.

Problem solved.  You’re welcome.

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So, shall we talk in 2001 terms?

Christian Americans, are you with us, your gay American brothers and sisters, or the terrorists?

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“Bill Nye is as much a scientist as I am.  He’s a kids’ show actor. He’s not a scientist.”

Dr. Sarah Palin, M.Sc., Ph.D., Dum.Ass, at a climate skeptics wingnut welfare gig.

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Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) speaks at the 2015 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) at the Gaylord National Resort & Convention Center at National Harbor MD on February 26, 2015. (Photo by Jeff Malet)

Aww, Ted.  Did #carlyfail not give you the boost you needed?

Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas said Tuesday night that he was suspending his campaign to be the GOP presidential candidate, potentially ending any real battle for the party’s nomination… “From the beginning I’ve said that I would continue on as long as there was a viable path to victory. Tonight, I’m sorry to say, it appears that path has been foreclosed,” Cruz said during a Tuesday night speech. “The voters chose another path, and so with a heavy heart, but with boundless optimism for the long-term future of our nation, we are suspending our campaign.”

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urlYou have got to be fucking kidding me:

Senator Ted Cruz of Texas, desperate to alter the course of a presidential primary fight in which Donald J. Trump is closing in on victory, will announce Wednesday afternoon that Carly Fiorina will be his running mate if he wins the Republican nomination.

I can hardly imagine a presidential ticket I’d loathe more.  Aside from what, Stalin and Mussolini?

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Sometimes you really can’t make this stuff up.

George Mason was a founding father…  The law school at the university that bears his name is changing its name to the Antonin Scalia School of Law at George Mason University.  Good lord. You are deemphasizing the name of a founding father to honor a man who fetishisized the beliefs held at the founding?

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I find the parallels of this to mindless teabagger sheeple amusing.

Microsoft has been forced to dunk Tay, its millennial-mimicking chatbot, into a vat of molten steel. The company has terminated her after the bot started tweeting abuse at people and went full neo-Nazi, declaring that “Hitler was right I hate the jews.”

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