58084213I think much of the success of The Onion and similar fake news sites is how hard it’s become to figure out whether some insane Republican actually said the insane thing we supposed to believe they said.

To wit: this actually got said, I most certainly shit you not:

Sen. Thom Tillis (R-N.C.) said Monday that he’s okay with the idea of service industry workers returning to work without washing their hands after touching their unmentionables, as long as customers are made aware of the situation.

Tillis made the declaration at to the Bipartisan Policy Center, … “I felt like maybe you should allow businesses to opt out,’” he said.  “As long as they indicate through proper disclosure, through advertising, through employment literature, or whatever else. … I don’t have any problem with Starbucks if they choose to opt out of this policy as long as they post a sign that says “We don’t require our employees to wash their hands after leaving the restroom,” he recalled, as the audience chuckled. “The market will take care of that.’”

The particularly loony part of this is that he’s whining about something that no business in its right mind would come up with as a new policy.  “Chick-Fil-A announced today that it won’t require its employees to wash their hands.”  Further, there is no burden of compliance about which to complain!

Bear in mind: this isn’t a raving militiaman in Idaho.  It’s a sitting U.S. Senator!  Like, in Congress.

I swear this is all a calculated plot to cause libtard heads to explode.  Thus shrinking the libtard voter base.


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *