The fashionistas over t’Tom & Lorenzo, in re: America’s fuck-yeah Miss Universe 2013 pageant entry:

“AMERICA! Due to the decimation of our manufacturing base and the destruction of our middle class, we don’t make cars anymore! We make movies about cars that turn into robots. BOOYAH, MOTHERFUCKERS! Forefathers! Constitution! FUCKING FREEDOM, AMIRITE?”

Be sure to check out the pic of Team America’s Fugliest Idea Ever. It’s worth it, for varying values of “worth it”.

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