What with one thing or another — brain cells giving their final, weak-ass fuck; supposed leaders of society running around like they lost their damn minds; dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria — I find I can no longer tell what’s an actual news story anymore, and what’s some made-up middle-school fart-type-joke.

Via the Raw Story’s article “Michigan judge: ‘Gap tooth skank hoes’ was a compliment,” The Detroit Free Press brings us the tale of one Judge Wade McCree, caught “sexting from the bench”:

The commission has accused McCree of sexting from the bench with Geniene La’Shay Mott, a complaining witness in a child support case involving Robert King, the father of her child, that was before McCree.

“C’mon, U’r talking about the ‘docket from hell,’ filled w/tatted up, overweight, half-ass English speaking, gap tooth skank hoes … and then you walk in[.”]


He was previously censured for sending a shirtless photo to a Wayne County Sheriff’s Office employee last year.

Video footage of the story is available on Detroit’s WXYZ “Action News” — along with other tidbits like “McCree admits that he had sex in his chambers” with Mott — so I guess this is a Thing That Actually Happened ™, but see what I mean?

How can you figure out what’s real or not in a world of sexytime judges, of assemblymen choking police dogs then beating them with wrenches, or of actual people actually conflating spoons and AR-15s vis-a-vis each being assault weapons, actually:

I’m telling you, by this time on Monday I’m gonna be out in the woods somewheres, pantsless, trying to herd snipe into a squelch bag with a left-handed smoke-shifter.


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