AP, via TPM:

HIGHLAND, N.Y. (AP) — A New York town that began assigning an armed police officer to guard a high school in the wake of the Connecticut massacre has suspended the program after an officer accidentally discharged his pistol in a hallway while classes were in session.


There were no staff members or students nearby when the weapon went off just after 1:30 p.m. Tuesday. Nobody was hurt.

The solution is, of course, more guns. If that guy had a series of sentry guns trained on him throughout the building, he would not have made this mistake.

Well, he wouldn’t make the same mistake *twice*.

Are we less dumb yet?

  1. Metavirus says:

    the answer to this is obviously to arm this patriot with a large-magazine semi-automatic assault freedom rifle because the baby jesus caused this accidental discharge as a punishment for new york forcing people to make do with small caliber pussyweapons. moreover, zombie obama hitler brains fast and furious blarrrrgh, also.

  2. Matmos says:

    Smaller caliber whatnow?

    I need to find a reason to use “accidental discharge” as a title for something, immediately.

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