From the monthly archives: July 2011
Cracked presents two installments of classic rock songs that suck. Some I disagree with, but some are right on the money. Sadly, while “Start Me Up” by The Rolling Stones has got a classic main riff, that really is all it’s got going for it. What can you say? Keith did his job.
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Bob Shrum has written a column with a very plausible narrative for how Michele Bachmann could wind up with the GOP nomination. The gist of it is that she maintains her lead in Iowa, exceeds expectations and finishes a strong second in New Hampshire (where Romney is supposed to dominate), and then fights a bitter battle with Romney in South Carolina, winning by lambasting the former Massachusetts governor for his flip flops. It’s an interesting piece, and it concludes with this:

In the fall campaign, a far feather on the right-wing just won’t fly with the electorate. So for the GOP hit squad, Bachmann’s problem isn’t migraine headaches. A Republican establishment that exploited and empowered the politics of alienation and paranoia now views Bachmann with alarm as charismatic, the champion of the embittered, crazy to many, irresistible to some. For Republicans, Bachmann’s a big political headache — and the Romney aspirin and Perry Tylenol may not provide a cure.

Rick Perry is the big X factor here, and who knows, maybe Palin will still jump in? But let’s assume Palin doesn’t for the sake of this post–if she does, she’d probably doom Bachmann by splintering her support. My guess is that Bachmann will be able to dispatch Perry if he gets in. I could be very wrong about this, but I don’t see Perry as an outstanding political talent. He inherited his job after Dubya was elected president, and kept it largely due to the state’s Republican inertia. His electoral victories have rarely been impressive (especially this one), and until this year he’s seemed completely unambitious, content to merely hold the job he inherited without doing much to notice or be talked about. Which is to say, he’s sort of like a political Jay Leno, and interest in his candidacy this year has had little to do with him pushing it so much as him fitting the profile that desperate GOP operatives want to fill. He doesn’t really have experience in making voters and volunteers really excited about him and what he wants to do. Or the general public, either, as his approval rating is weak at best. Meanwhile, Bachmann has proven very, very good at all of that. Her position strengthens by the day, and she’s quickly become Romney’s biggest threat. Again, I could be wrong about this–maybe Perry will turn out to be a mondo campaigner, burning the roofs off of every barn in Iowa. But there’s no real evidence to believe that now, and quite a bit to suggest he won’t. My guess is Perry winds up more like Phil Gramm than George W. Bush with the GOP primary electorate.

Regardless, Bachmann’s success as a hopeful is pretty stunning, far better than I figured it would be. I think that the establishment attacks her at their own peril, as such attacks can often be turned around to elicit sympathy and support that might not otherwise be offered–Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton both did so deftly, and I suspect Bachmann would easily be able to do it too. Bachmann would also be the first female major-party presidential candidate if nominated, which could be a strong pull for Republicans as they really like beating the Democrats out for milestones like that, at least in the interactions I’ve had with them. So Bachmann is in a pretty good position at the moment, though I doubt this will reduce the walking political vulnerability that is her husband.

Anyway, I can’t think of a better song to summarize the situation than this:

Here’s something you might not know about me: about five months ago I stopped eating meat. It was a conscious decision, though not really brought on by any health or dietary necessity. I’d been interested in doing it for years, but it wasn’t until recently that my conscience started convicting me into getting serious about cutting meat out. I am an extremely nonviolent person in real life and after a point I couldn’t rationalize the violence that went into generating my meals, and I started thinking that those last few moments for an animal aren’t all that different than the last few moments for a person. We’re more alike than not, after all, thanks to evolution. So I couldn’t do it anymore, though I’m not very interested in evangelizing about it or waving a banner. It’s a personal choice and an internal one, and it’s been working out well for me in a lot of ways. If you think differently, then I sincerely say that you should do what you feel.

I think what scared me away from doing it was that I didn’t want to be painted with the same brush as some of the true wackos out there. Stuff like Morrissey’s recent announcement that meat production is worse than terror attacks, for example. It’s the sort of dumb remark that Morrissey in particular is prone to, and it undermines itself as neatly as his song “Meat Is Murder” does. Apparently I can’t get you the YouTube clip from work, which I have to assume is because my employer blocks it as an act of good taste, but the whole thing is unintentionally hilarious, with Johnny Marr simulating a buzzsaw with his guitar interspersed with cow moos, as though the farmer keeps somehow missing the cow with the saw. And then the lyrics are delivered without any of the irony or wit that makes Morrissey’s hypersensitivity bearable. It’s sort of typical of his oeuvre, though, on this topic. Preaching to the choir, driving everyone else out of their pews.

Of course, Morrissey gets media coverage because he says outrageous things all the time. PETA gets coverage because they film ridiculous ads that far exceed the boundaries of good taste, interspersing concentration camp footage with meat production and (more recently) throwing tasteless nudity around, a vision that apparently encompasses anthropomorphization with objectification to such an extent that one wonders if they ever have a concrete idea about anything in the world.  I have to say that I resent the media giving these voices in particular so much weight, but I guess it’s not surprising that the media would find a few nuts to be “spokespeople” for vegetarian/vegan types, as they’ve done it often enough with plenty of other minorities. It’s trivial compared to, say, how they’ve served women and (especially) black people, but it’s the same trend, the same lack of responsibility for the product they put out there. And I can’t help but think it muddies the arguments to the extent that they’re entirely dismissible. As I said before, I don’t really care if people eat meat or don’t. But what annoys me is how the debate, such as it is, fosters misperceptions about what people like myself believe. So, please, let’s not pretend that these individuals and groups speak for anyone other than themselves. That’s all.

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I don’t know which, but this week’s jobless claims report is really damn good regardless.
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David Frum wonders why a putatively small-government party has left trillions of spending cuts on the shelf:

The answer to that last is that the ordinary budget process requires some cooperation with the Senate and the president. And it was that cooperation that stuck in House Republicans’ craw. The big benefit of the Boehner plan is that it is seen to be imposed – and the current GOP mindset is that it’s better to gain less by show of force than to get more by negotiation.

This is not the logic of an ideological movement, it’s the logic of nationalist terror groups. In fact, it’s so much like Yasir Arafat’s thinking that I’m halfway tempted to do one of those things where you mix up the quotes and see whose is whose. This is not so conceptually different from Arafat storming out of Camp David over the Right of Return. He could have gotten nearly everything he wanted by giving up some substance on the Right of Return. Instead, he got to feel like a big man for canning the talks, and while the Right of Return didn’t officially die, Palestine got less in every substantive way than had they accepted the deal. And they would have had statehood, which was the whole point of the thing, right?

It’s amazing how much all this stuff really just boils down to machismo.

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Another chapter to this kooky saga. I’m actually very happy about this–the nation’s loss is our state’s gain. My guess is that he’ll be confirmed easily.
Larison analyzes the most recent “internal exile” option for Khadaffy. I have to say that if it’s ultimately what they go with, this whole sorry chapter becomes even sorrier to me. It doesn’t sound anything like a successful outcome.
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