One of the constant banes of my existence, Comcast, has won the coveted “Golden Poo” award for being the “The Worst Company In America”. It couldn’t have happened to a shittier company (because there are none!*).

After four rounds of bloody battle against some of the most publicly reviled businesses in America, Comcast can now run up the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art and hold its hands high in victory — it has bested everyone else to earn the title of Worst Company In America for 2010.

In a three-day, knock-down, drag-out bout with Ticket “Apollo Creed” Master, the little cable company that could showed just how badly their horrendous service, exorbitant costs, throttled internet and plans to acquire NBC Universal have ticked the Consumerist readers.

* I’m talking about customer-facing companies. Not shadowy megaconglomerates like B.P., Blackwater or Halliburton, k!?

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  1. Gherald says:

    com·cast, adj.
    xtremely bad; horrible: comcast coffee; a comcast movie.

  2. Rupert Psmith says:

    I guess I should consider myself lucky I have cable/internet through Time Warner (although I never have felt lucky about it before this)…

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