Tuesday, February 2, 2010

New Polling Reveals 1/3 of Republicans Are Actually Viscous, Non-Sentient Sacks of Human-Like Goo



How does one deal with the fact that a full third of Republicans have affirmatively relinquished their responsibility to actually utilize the gray matter inside their skulls?

- Only 24 percent of Republicans say that ACORN definitely did not “steal the 2008 election.” Twenty-one percent say the community group did; 55 percent are unsure.

- Thirty-one percent of Republicans say President Obama is “a racist who hates white people.” Thirty-six percent disagree; the rest aren’t sure.

- Twenty-three percent of Republicans want their states to secede from the union. In the South, it’s 33 percent.

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