Remember the last time a superpower was stuck in an intractable conflict in South Asia with no viable success strategy?
Don't ye worry, that will never happen again. We got our best people on it...
KABUL, Afghanistan - This unclassified document from the Office of the Joint Chiefs of Staff shows the U.S. military’s plan for “Afghanistan Stability/COIN Dynamics – Security.”Check out the whole frickin PDF in all its psychedelic glory. That's America, man!
I shall rest easy now, secure in my knowledge that all the world's extremist mullahs are quaking in their sandals—demoralized by their impending doom at the hand of the world's most powerful flowcharts.
Fuck yeah!!
