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Remember the last time a superpower was stuck in an intractable conflict in South Asia with no viable success strategy?
Don’t ye worry, that will never happen again. We got our best people on it…
KABUL, Afghanistan – This unclassified document from the Office of the Joint Chiefs of Staff shows the U.S. military’s plan for “Afghanistan Stability/COIN Dynamics – Security.”Check out the whole frickin PDF in all its psychedelic glory. That’s America, man!
I shall rest easy now, secure in my knowledge that all the world’s extremist mullahs are quaking in their sandals—demoralized by their impending doom at the hand of the world’s most powerful flowcharts.
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oh dear jeebus. is that for real? no wonder the onion is doing so well. that seems like something they would create. sigh.
The bureaucrats are alive and well, especially in the military. I would love to see how the ground troops react to this bit of ass covering double talk.
Is this document a joke? I mean seriously , i dont understand if this is a joke or if it's real . Can someone please tell me?
I have a feeling its actually real. Which is insane.
well maybe it is one of those complicated secret documents in code words that only military personnel can understand lol. Nice colours though
lol i hope so :)
It is a document drawn up by a REMF by a bureaucrat that has never seen combat designed to cover the involved parties asses with doublespeak.
It's real so far as I know, reputable outlets haven't said otherwise.