This gem of an argument against gays in the military comes to us from the days of Clinton and was made by one Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia:
The last senator to speak was Robert Byrd, and he came up with a new one on all of us…..He informed us, with many ornate flourishes, that there had been a terrible problem in ancient Rome with young military boys turned into sex slaves. I don’t remember the exact details, but I think the story involved Tiberius Julius Caesar being captured and abused and used as a sex slave. He escaped and then years later he sought vengeance and killed his captors. Anyway, it was something like that. The room fell silent.What the fuck is it with legislators from the South??
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More than likely the room fell silent after Mr. Robert Byrd's statement because Julius Caesar was captured by pirates that he later captured and crucified. Crucfication being the standard punishment of the day.
It is important to note that West Virginia is and has always been a state in the Union.(Northern State) Robert Byrd is also a life long democrate. The assertion that legislators from the south are always complete idiots is without merit. (This comment is in responce to your "what the fuck is with legislators from the south??" blunder.)
it wasn't any blunder. i wasn't referring to southern people. just to a lot of the batshit crazy legislators the southern states elect. sure, there are always exceptions but man, there are some real loons