Here’s our Fake GOP Lie of the Day:
Our ever-reliable anonymous insiders tell us that the Obama administration is planning to forcibly confiscate and recycle hundreds of millions of family bibles throughout the United States and turn them into one-ply bathroom tissue.It’s as true as Death Panels!*This “Desecration Paper” (as Newt Gingrich called it today) will be distributed as gifts to librul Hollywood moguls, Islamofascists and ACORN to demonstrate Obama’s Stalin-like power and seething contempt for Christianity (and Jesus!).
* Copyright 2009 Sarah Palin, All rights reserved.
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Where in the hell… Are you serious?
Have they actually challenged Democrats with facts or ideology lately or have they just given up having an honest debate about anything? Are they just scared to have an honest debate now that they have lost control of every branch of government? Everything these days is about birthers (false), Death Panels (false), govt takeover of health care (false), dismantling the constitution (false), [huge list of other silly ass lies] and now this.
I'm starting to think that they realize nobody believes their discredited political ideas anymore after the damage they did to America and are just making things up to distract Democrats. Obviously enough of the GOP base is stupid enough to believe these outlandish lies to make a lot of noise. Just look at this town hall nonsense.
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Okay, I suck. I totally fell for it. They've been acting so stupid lately that this sounded like something they'd actually accuse the White House of doing.
HA! Gotcha! I am starting to like my new feature. It's sooo ludicrous; Palin just might've said it :)
I am waiting for some wingnut’s to actually start quoting your satire as fact. It is the kind of garbage that they would buy hook line and sinker.
haha, where the hell did you find that picture! LOL
found it by googling holy toilet paper. hilarious!
At least it's not some unholy glow in the dark toilet paper. What will they think of next?