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Some Republican douchebiscuit in North Carolina is suing a radio host for claiming that he’s The Gay. In a strange letter to his supporters, said douchebiscuit gives us what has to be the most hilarious quote of the week:
The fact that I’m 54 and single does not mean I have to put up with vicious rumors that I’m gay. The fact that I am heterosexual is a matter of public record. The News & Observer once even reported (erroneously) that I had eloped.Hahahahahahahahahaha. You just gotta love that. What, is there some kind of official North Carolina Heterosexuality Registry you can put your name on?
Pam Spaulding guffaws:
This letter is beyond strange—how does one’s heterosexuality become a matter of public record? I’m serious. Did he have sex with a woman in public? Are there photos of him with a female sex worker? Just declaring you are straight (or gay, for that matter) doesn’t mean that’s the case. Just because a person marries someone of the opposite sex doesn’t make it so either.I mean look at all the closet cases out there we’ve seen on the Blend who are married and then get busted at a rest stop or…an airport bathroom? The fact of the matter is Larry Craig, for instance, said quite forcefully that he wasn’t gay—perhaps in his mind he just had sex with men. He’s completely heterosexual from his POV, as former pastor Ted Haggard famously declared after his “spiritual restoration” quick fix.
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The only thing that is more offensive than the lawsuit is the innuendo attack by the radio station. However that does come with the territory, when in politics. I am sure that the person making the lawsuit is just annoyed that he did not smear first.
what's truly sad is that accusing someone of being gay is still treated like some horrific slur
The lady doth protest too much, methinks!