Joe The Plumber Claims Founding Fathers Hated Commies

One hardly has words to describe how incomprehensibly stupid Joe the Fake Plumber Wurzelbacher consistently proves himself to be:

Referring to the Constitution as "almost like the Bible," Wurzelbacher said of the Founding Fathers: "They knew socialism doesn't work. They knew communism doesn't work."

As the article helpfully points out:

The Constitution predates the origins of socialism by nearly 100 years.

As I understand it, the Founding Fathers also knew that John & Kate wouldn't work out and deduced that atomic fusion would be an impractical energy source.

/facepalm

h/t Wonkette