The DCCC just released a handy tool you can use to write your very own heartfelt apology to Rush Limbaugh for criticizing him. Here’s the one I came up with:
Dear Rush,I’m so sorry that I called you an idiot. My comments were stupid. What I meant to say is that you are worthy of enormous respect. Yeah, sometimes I put my foot in my mouth. Everyone knows we Republicans like to say one thing and do another, right?
You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse. How can I disagree with that? Please accept my sincere apologies, oh great leader of the Republican Party. Can’t wait to be on your show soon! XOXO
Sincerely,
Republican Congressman Phil Gingrey
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Brilliant play on the part of the DCCC. They need to start putting the GOP spats on the center stage and highlight their ineptitude at the leadership level. If they are going to capitalize on this, now is the time to start.